This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fang Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne.
A chap goes to the doctor and says “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp fangs”. The doctor says, “have you seen a psychiatrist?” The man says “no, just a werewolf”.
Imagine being a vampire and losing your fangs so you can’t bite. That would just suck.
Saw a duck with fangs and a cape. Think it was Count Quackula.
What sound does a train with fangs make? Chew chew.
Does Dracula have a fang club?
Who was the most famous Dutch vampire painter? Vincent fang Gogh.
Someone asked me if I wanted to join a long line to get vampire teeth. I said “no fang queue”.
After a game of golf, Dracula asked a dentist to look at his fangs. He’d got a hole in one.
Why don’t vampires brush their fangs with their left hands? Because toothbrushes work much better.
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