This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Earth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
They had to evacuate a local festival when a band did a cover of Boogie Wonderland. It set off the Earth, Wind & Fire alarm.
A friend makes smoothies that make me think heaven is a place on earth. Blender Carlisle.
Why is it that when we are looking for intelligent life, we always point our telescopes away from Earth…?
I got a job selling houses in Wonderland, Narnia and Middle Earth. I’m a Not Real Estate Agent.
When a satellite falls to earth, do newspapers publish its orbituary?
The fact that we call them “Earth worms” implies that there’s another planet inhabited by a different type of worm…
Scientists got bored watching the Earth spin after 24 hours, so they called it a day.
Got emotional hearing about the role of tectonic plates in earthquakes. It was really moving.
I used to wonder why aliens never came to Earth, then I realised we only have one star.
The Earth rotating really makes my day.
Without art, Earth is just Eh…
I have a friend who had a small part as someone from Earth in a Sci-Fi film. He was a Terrestrial Extra.
Someone came up to me and said “Planet Earth”. In meant the world to me.
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