The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is dragon jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
The most stressful thing about being a dragon must be trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.
I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet. I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon.
I’m reading a book about a short ballerina. The girl with the dragging tutu.
Why is easy to work out the weight of a dragon? They come with scales.
Why are dragons such good story tellers? They have very impressive tails.
Why do dragons often sleep during the day? So they can fight knights.
…and the old classic that every child knows, what did the dragon say when he saw the knight? “Look, tinned food!”
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