This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What’s the longest morse code message? The 100 yard dash.
Ok, got to go off and grow some hair on my upper lip. Must dash.
Got sent an apology made up of dots and dashes. I think it was in remorse code.
Found a great morse code website. Dot dash dot dot com.
I may be good at marathons but I’m rubbish in the 100 yard dash. I’m better off in the long run.
My sausage dog just sits on the sofa. Not much dash in that hound.
Saw a group of characters from Greek mythology in a running race. Dash of the Titans.
A pelican walked into a restaurant, ate lots of food and dashed off. Turned out he had a huge bill.
What’s the fastest condiment? A dash of pepper.
What goes trot trot dash dash trot? Horse code.
If you like these dash jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.