This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Crumb Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I dropped a really big crumb on my laptop keyboard. Turned out to be nothing to worry about, though, it’s under Ctrl.
I was going to make an apple pie but I crumbled.
Today I’m making Chicken Kyiv covered in bread crumbs. Challenging because I’ve never been covered in breadcrumbs before.
I wonder if the little crumbs at the bottom of a pack of Doritos can be thought of as Micro chips?
Someone smashed my dumplings into little crumbs. It’s Wonton destruction.
Why don’t crumbs make good spies? They always leave a trail.
I met a philosopher crumb who pondered the meaning of loaf.
I met some crumbs who had a New Year Resolution to pull themselves together.
A loaf of bread went to the doctor because it was feeling a little crumby.
My biscuits keep falling to pieces but that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
If you like these crumb jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.
And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour, every hour now by following us on Twitter or liking us on Facebook.
