This week’s puns and one liners take the form of XXXXX Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Before the invention of the crowbar, crows used to drink at home.
I met a lawyer crow once. He had caws for concern.
I used to think that crows and ravens with the birds of prophecy then I found out it’s an omen pigeon.
They tried to stop me taking my crow onto a plane until I explained that it was carrion.
Where do crows go for coffee? Nest Cafe.
A pigeon is trying to take over the local crow colony. He’s attempting a coup.
I tried to kiss a crow once and ended up with a peck on the cheek.
Russell Crowe and Sheryl Crowe walked into the bar. The barman was nervous in case there was a murder.
No one ever spots my pet bird because he’s very small. In fact, he’s micro.
Some people think a group of crows is always called a murder. It’s actually only when there is probable caws.
Ravens have seventeen pinion feathers per wing, crows have sixteen. The difference between them is a matter of a pinion.
How do crows greet each other in Texas? Ye-caw
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