This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Crocodile Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw someone driving with a crocodile reading a map in the passenger seat. I asked what was going on, he said “That’s my Navi Gator”.
I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper.
It’s not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while, the other will see you later.
Amazed to see a car being driven by a crocodile right behind the car in front. Turns out it was a tail gator.
Thought I saw a rollerblading crocodile, turned out to be an aliskater.
Saw a group of crocodiles who play parody rock songs. They’re a pun croc band.
I heard crocodiles can grow up to twenty feet but I’ve never seen one with more than four.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a chicken? A crocadoodledoo.
A crocodile I know couldn’t clone his plants as he wasn’t a proper gator.
Some people tell me there are actually no crocodiles in Egypt, others say they’re in de Nile.
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