This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Courier Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend wants to give up being a courier driver to go on stage as a comedian, but his delivery is awful.
Had to fire my fruit courier. He was driving me bananas.
Interested to hear that the Smurfs have set up a curry courier service. That’s a Balti from the Blue.
Was working as a courier driver. Asked the recipient where he wanted his giant roll of bubble wrap. He said “pop it in the corner”. Took me three and a half hours.
Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a courier company, so only calls round when I’m out.
Ordered some ground beef but the courier drivers are on strike. Some day my mince will come.
A friend got a job as a courier. On his first day, he was handed a letter. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”.
Delighted that the courier finally delivered the manual I ordered, “How to make your own watch”. It’s about time.
A friend of mine lost his job as a courier. He just wasn’t delivering the goods.
A courier friend of mine got kicked out of his band because he couldn’t carry a tune.
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