This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coupon Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got upset when I couldn’t find any scissors to cut a coupon out of a newspaper. I was reduced to tears.
Tried to use a coupon to scrape the ice off my car windscreen but I only got 20% off.
Local camping shop had a Shakespeare based sale last Christmas. Their coupon said “now is the winter of our discount tents”.
Where is the best place to keep your entry coupon to a Star Trek event? On your lanyard Nimoy.
Got a coupon to get depleted batteries. Turns out they were free of charge.
Which gangster was always trying to get a good discount? Al Coupon.
I told the church that I had come for redemption but apparently my coupon was no longer valid.
I had a voucher to start a revolution. It was a Coup-on.
Got some coupons out of the newspaper. What a rip off!
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