This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Business Plan Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Took my business plan to open a colander factory to the bank manager, but he said it was full of holes.
My business plan for flying pastries didn’t work. I couldn’t raise the dough.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we’ll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
I’m not sure whoever signed off the Club Tropicana business plan was the best advisor.
Disappointed that the bank turned down the business plan for my Desserts by Drone business. They said it was just pie in the sky.
My business plan to sell the contents of wardrobes for clients didn’t work. Turns out I had no sense of shelf worth.
Had to give up on my business plan making work surfaces for shops. It was counterproductive.
My business plan to make a yoghurt based diet turned sour.
My new business plan is so top secret that even I don’t know what it is yet.
Couldn’t get out of the bank after presenting by new business plan. Apparently I didn’t have an exit strategy.
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