This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I bumped cars with someone who was going to dig for coal. Not a big smash, just miner damage.
I was out in the fog yesterday and I kept bumping into falling coins. I guess that’s what they mean by some change in the weather.
I had a phobia of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it.
I’m quite fair skinned. I’ve got tattoos of a merry-go-round, bumper cars and a Ferris wheel.
What do you call a telescope that you keep bumping in to? A kaleidoscope.
Local bumper car supervisors are on strike because they think one of them suffered Funfair Dismissal.
I kept bumping into ducks and chickens in the fog yesterday. Fowl weather.
Two tectonic plates bumped into each other. One said to the other, “My fault”…
Neon bumped into Helium, but there was no reaction.
Just bumped into someone who sold me a miniature globe. It’s a small world.
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