This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bowl Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Heard a high pitched noise from the lemon in my fruit bowl. I think it was a pip squeak.
If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls? Soup.
Went to a new high end trendy restaurant last night. They served me a bowl of dust. Apparently it was just the finest ingredients.
Thought I had a bowl of tomato sauce, turns out it was alphabetti spaghetti and I got all the spaces.
Got asked if I’d seen the dog bowl. Didn’t know he even played.
Ended up with my head in a bowl of milk when eating muesli. I was pulled in by a strong currant.
Clicked on the hashtag #Superbowl and was disappointed not to see any owls, superb or otherwise.
“Holey Metal Bowl, Batman!”
“It’s called a colander, Robin”.
Saw a superhero eating a bowl of noodles. Think it was Batman and Ramen.
The difference between and mournful song and a bowl of out of date lettuce leaves is that one is a sad ballad, the other is a bad salad.
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