This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Boulder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I used to be afraid of rock climbing, now I feel a little boulder.
Tyrannosauruses used to break up larger boulders with dino-mite.
I used to wonder how Sisyphus would cope with the boulder falling down the mountain then I realised he just rolled with it.
I used to think it was a shy pebble then I realised it was a little boulder.
Just hit a huge milestone. Drove 1.6km and hit a big boulder.
I always ask large rocks what they think of my sculptures. Beauty is in the eye of the boulder.
A friend of mine was obsessed with emptying all the boulders out of a hole in the ground until he hit rock bottom.
I love my boulder. I’ll never take it for granite.
Was going to buy a boulder but ended up with sedimentary rock as it was on shale.
Turns out my boulder is a fake and is actually a sham rock.
Thought I found a boulder made of gold in Antigua, turned out to be Pyrites of the Caribbean.
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