This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bogeyman Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Local golf course is haunted by a spirit who is rubbish at the sport. The bogeyman.
Where are you most likely to see Alice being chased by a monster In Bogey Wonderland.
Who sneaks up on young creatures in the forest? Bogey Bear.
Saw a weird apparition dancing at a party once. Turned out to be the boogie man.
Back in the 1980s, I met a young monster doctor. Boogey Howser MD.
What does a witch teach a bogeyman? How to spell.
What is the difference between bogeys and broccoli? There’s no such thing as the broccoli man.
Which monster invented television? John Bogey Baird.
What do you do if you see a green bogeyman? Leave it until it’s ripe.
Found myself sitting in a pub with the bogeyman. I meant to order a sprite.
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