This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bite Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Imagine being a vampire and losing your fangs so you can’t bite. That would just suck.
A loose connection in my robot dog does more damage than it actually attacking anyone. It’s spark is worse than its bite.
What do you get if you cross The Yeti with Dracula? Frostbite.
A bottle of venom walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry mate, we don’t serve snakebite in here”.
Went to the chemist and asked what was good for nasty bites. Chap said, “an irate spider”.
Weirdly when we are in the park, the local ducks keep trying to bite my dog. He is pure bread though.
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards never get bitten by vampires. It is well known that you cannot get blood from a Stone.
My tree seems aggressive, but isn’t really. All bark, not bite.
Generically engineering a cross between a shark and a homing pigeon, but worried it will come back to bite me.
Someone seems to have been feasting on my laptop. They’ve taken a mega bite out of it.
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