This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Beetroot Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What’s the square root of Minecraft? There are three; the potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can leave you in tears has never dropped a beetroot on their toe.
Friend of mine is an expert in picking autumn vegetables. He never misses a beet.
I saw a programme about how pickled beetroot are prepared. It was jarring.
I’ve got a series of beetroot soup recipes. Do you want the detailed pages, or just the condensed version?
I used to think Elton John’s favourite vegetable was beetroot. Then I realised that he’s more of a rocket man.
A friend of mine has a vegetable patch. It stops the cravings for beetroot all day.
I saw some lettuce, tomatoes and beetroot having a drink the other day. It was in a salad bar.
Saw a red vegetable rapping whilst it fought. Think it was a beet boxer.
Little known fact, beetroot giggle when you touch them. They’re picklish.
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