This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Archaeology Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’ve just seen a archaeologist sat in a bar talking to a piece of coal. He must be carbon dating.
My friend’s career is in ruins. He’s an archaeologist.
A friend of mine is an archaeologist. His work is ground breaking.
I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg. It was a shindig.
Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. It’s believed to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.
Archaeologists can always tell if their finds come from before the Iron Age as they are still wrinkled.
Archaeologists have no need for Tinder. They already have the best dating techniques.
Friend of mine is really in to archaeology. She really digs fossils.
My relationship with an archaeologist sadly didn’t last. He kept digging up the past.
Archaeology. There’s no future in it.
Whilst I was studying for my archaeology degree, I had a job in a fast food place. I thought working in ancient grease might be useful.
I dated a Greek woman on an archaeological dig recently. She was from around 150BC.
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