This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Adventure Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Used to drive a race car shaped like a rose. You put the petal to the metal and it would take you on a blooming adventure.
When on an adventure on a motorbike with roses painted on it. Thorn to be wild.
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland is my guide through life. If in doubt, randomly eat and drink and hope that will magically solve all your problems.
The first astronauts to go to Mars at least won’t be hungry for the first part of the adventure, they head off with a big launch.
When my doctor told me I was to go on an adventure to deliver charged atoms, I had a lot of quest ions.
Dreamt last night that I was writing about an adventure with hobbits and wizards. Turned out I was Tolkein in my sleep.
Thought I’d get tired on my mountain climbing adventure but turned out I was in peak condition.
When I go on adventures, maps aren’t my best travel companions. They always fold on me.
I could tell my journey had got long and boring when my SatNav said “are we nearly there yet?”
Headed off on an adventure with Jon Bon Jovi. Apparently we’re half way there.
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