This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Toe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never dropped a turnip on their toe.
A friend told me that he stays alert because of his ballet classes. They keep him on his toes.
What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.
I’ve got an odd sock. It’s like a glove and has room for seven toes.
If I owned Head and Shoulders shampoo, I’d release a body wash called Knees and Toes.
What’s the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes.
Stubbed my toe and ended up shouting “Duck!” Always makes me use fowl language.
What do you call a someone who makes shoes with a flexible front? Roberto…
Why do cows have hooves rather than feet? Because they lactose.
Small male ants use their toes to float on water. They are buoy ants. Larger types can’t float on milk because they lack toes in taller ants…
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