Christmas Decoration Jokes

Disappointed that even my Christmas tree lights go out more than I do at Christmas.
Disappointed that even my Christmas tree lights go out more than I do at Christmas.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Christmas Decoration Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

What do Santa’s elves use in the kitchen instead of a knife or fork? A u-tinsel.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments…

I’m worried that my baubles are addicted to Christmas. They are all hooked on trees.

What’s green, tinselly, and goes “ribbet ribbet”? Mistle-toad…

I saw the winner of the tallest Christmas tree competition. I thought, “how do I top that?”

Not sure if my Christmas tree lights are real or just a filament of my imagination.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis…

I have an ability to recognise the presents wrapped under the tree. It’s a gift.

Disappointed that even my Christmas tree lights go out more than I do at Christmas.

My friend was highly decorated when he was in the army. He used to always wrap tinsel around his helmet.

 
 
 

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