This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes, for no particular reason. As always, these jokes come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… “I just bought a new hat” “Fedora?” “No, for me.” I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought,… Continue reading Hat Jokes
Ship jokes
I’ve had the joys of a ferry crossing this week, which has made me think of ship jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. I saw a chap… Continue reading Ship jokes
Book Jokes
Rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes; a series of jokes, puns and one-liners related to jokes. These jokes come with the usual caveats that they may be neither original nor witty. I hope you like them anyway… A man goes into a library and… Continue reading Book Jokes
Vampire Jokes
This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of vampire jokes, which begs the comment, “they really do suck”… As normal, the jokes come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…. On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary. If vampires have no reflection, how do they do their hair? … Continue reading Vampire Jokes
Photography Jokes
You may have spotted that I like to take a photo or two, and somehow photography and cameras has managed to avoid being a feature of the regular Friday one-liner pages, so it seems time to rectify that. Here is a list of photography jokes, and a few camera jokes, and of course they come… Continue reading Photography Jokes
Holiday Jokes
This week’s collection of bad puns and one-liners takes the form of holiday jokes, or at least some puns about travel and destinations. I do hope that you enjoy… Of course, they come with the usual caveats of no guarantee of funniness or originality. Saw the world’s biggest fan last week. It… Continue reading Holiday Jokes
Colour Jokes
Happy Friday everyone (if you are reading this on a Friday). The topic of this week’s puns and one-liners is colour jokes, and I hope that you enjoy this collection of colourful comments and witticisms. As always, no guarantee of originality or funniness… I went to the doctor and said “I keep… Continue reading Colour Jokes
Cow Jokes
For some bizarre reason, cows have been quite a theme for me this week, and as such, the appropriate theme for this week’s puns seemed to be cow jokes. I had a relatively recent encounter with some cows, there are some details here. These come as always with no guarantee of funniness or originality…… Continue reading Cow Jokes
Hairdresser Jokes
I had a look at what searches commonly bring people to this site, and one of the most popular is – oddly enough – hairdresser jokes, so I thought it was time to add some hairdresser jokes, puns and one-liners, although this list includes lines about hair, and a lack of hair. If you are… Continue reading Hairdresser Jokes
Accent Jokes
These series of puns and one-liners are accent jokes, and specifically, British accent jokes, so they may not travel so well beyond that. If you find yourself scratching your head wondering why it should be funny, then try it in the relevant accent. If that doesn’t work, comment below and I will try to explain.… Continue reading Accent Jokes