Chair Jokes

I was working in a call centre when an irate caller asked to speak to someone higher up. So I stood on a chair.

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one-liners is chair jokes. Here are a series of particularly short jokes on the topic.  As normal, they come with no guarantees of funniness or originality…     A friend of mine failed his chair exam. He’s going to resit.   How do you make a… Continue reading Chair Jokes

Sat Nav Jokes

Got stuck in traffic for so long the other day that even the sat nav said "Are we nearly there yet?"

My wife got a new sat nav yesterday, so in honour of that, here are some sat nav jokes. As normal, this collection of one-liners and puns comes with no guarantee of either funniness or originality….     I love my sat nav. I’d be lost without it.   Not sure about my new sat… Continue reading Sat Nav Jokes

Giraffe Jokes

I gambled on a giraffe race the other day. Mine came second. Lost by a neck. It was nowhere near.

I asked my wife what the subject should be for this week’s one-liners, and she suggested giraffes.  I have no idea why.  So, here is a collection of giraffe jokes, and some are contributed by Mrs H.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…       A teacher asks the… Continue reading Giraffe Jokes

Library Jokes

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'. The librarian directs him to the large print section.

It seems that jokes about libraries and librarians are all the rage, so it seemed that it would be a good topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns, so here are some library jokes.  Of course, if these were in a library, it is unlikely that the Dewey Decimal system would have them… Continue reading Library Jokes

Dream Jokes

I dreamt I wrote The Hobbit the other night. I think I was Tolkein in my sleep.

The title of this week’s page of one-liners and puns is Dream Jokes, but before you think that these are perfect in a dreamy way, they are actually just a series of corny jokes about dreams.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original…       I dreamt I… Continue reading Dream Jokes

Internet Jokes

When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking on the button that says "Your account".

The topic for this week’s one-liners and puns is Internet jokes, so a collection of funnies about this wonderful medium through which we communicate. As always, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality….       It’s not always easy shopping on eBay. I searched for cigarette lighters, and got over 10000 matches.… Continue reading Internet Jokes

Train Jokes

A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway. It was an ex-press train.

As I was on the train on the way home last night, I thought hat a good topic for this week’s puns and one-liners would be train jokes, so here are a collection of railway related gags. As always, don’t expect them to be too funny or too original…     A friend got to… Continue reading Train Jokes

Hat Jokes

Spotted a chap playing tennis in a hat the other day. Think it was Roger Fedora.

This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes, for no particular reason. As always, these jokes come with no guarantee of being either funny or original…       “I just bought a new hat” “Fedora?” “No, for me.”   I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought,… Continue reading Hat Jokes

Ship jokes

Which sailors blow their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.

I’ve had the joys of a ferry crossing this week, which has made me think of ship jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original…       Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.   I saw a chap… Continue reading Ship jokes

Book Jokes

I'm looking for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but the library only has manuals.

Rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes; a series of jokes, puns and one-liners related to jokes.    These jokes come with the usual caveats that they may be neither original nor witty.  I hope you like them anyway…       A man goes into a library and… Continue reading Book Jokes