The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one-liners is chair jokes. Here are a series of particularly short jokes on the topic. As normal, they come with no guarantees of funniness or originality… A friend of mine failed his chair exam. He’s going to resit. How do you make a… Continue reading Chair Jokes
Sat Nav Jokes
My wife got a new sat nav yesterday, so in honour of that, here are some sat nav jokes. As normal, this collection of one-liners and puns comes with no guarantee of either funniness or originality…. I love my sat nav. I’d be lost without it. Not sure about my new sat… Continue reading Sat Nav Jokes
Giraffe Jokes
I asked my wife what the subject should be for this week’s one-liners, and she suggested giraffes. I have no idea why. So, here is a collection of giraffe jokes, and some are contributed by Mrs H. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… A teacher asks the… Continue reading Giraffe Jokes
Library Jokes
It seems that jokes about libraries and librarians are all the rage, so it seemed that it would be a good topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns, so here are some library jokes. Of course, if these were in a library, it is unlikely that the Dewey Decimal system would have them… Continue reading Library Jokes
Dream Jokes
The title of this week’s page of one-liners and puns is Dream Jokes, but before you think that these are perfect in a dreamy way, they are actually just a series of corny jokes about dreams. As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… I dreamt I… Continue reading Dream Jokes
Internet Jokes
The topic for this week’s one-liners and puns is Internet jokes, so a collection of funnies about this wonderful medium through which we communicate. As always, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…. It’s not always easy shopping on eBay. I searched for cigarette lighters, and got over 10000 matches.… Continue reading Internet Jokes
Train Jokes
As I was on the train on the way home last night, I thought hat a good topic for this week’s puns and one-liners would be train jokes, so here are a collection of railway related gags. As always, don’t expect them to be too funny or too original… A friend got to… Continue reading Train Jokes
Hat Jokes
This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes, for no particular reason. As always, these jokes come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… “I just bought a new hat” “Fedora?” “No, for me.” I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought,… Continue reading Hat Jokes
Ship jokes
I’ve had the joys of a ferry crossing this week, which has made me think of ship jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. I saw a chap… Continue reading Ship jokes
Book Jokes
Rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes; a series of jokes, puns and one-liners related to jokes. These jokes come with the usual caveats that they may be neither original nor witty. I hope you like them anyway… A man goes into a library and… Continue reading Book Jokes