Last week’s topic for one-liners and puns was Tractors, based on how much my son likes them. Following on the same theme, here are some more cow jokes – last collection here. As normal, don’t expect them to be either too funny or too original. In fact, these are mainly very old and worthy of… Continue reading More Cow Jokes
Tractor Jokes
My son Xander’s favourite word at the moment seems to be “Tractor”, so in his honour, this week’s puns and one-liners come with the theme of tractor jokes. As normal, don’t expect originality, or hilarity…. I haven’t seen that new film “The Tractor” yet, but I’ve seen the trailer. A farmer friend… Continue reading Tractor Jokes
Rain Jokes
After a rather glorious July, August seems to have arrived with a reminder of what summer showers in the UK can be like, and so, as my journey home yesterday was punctuated with heavy rain, it seemed that Rain Jokes was a good a topic for this week’s puns and one liners as ever. Rather… Continue reading Rain Jokes
Scarecrow Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Scarecrow Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… although appropriately enough, these are more corny than normal. A scarecrow friend of mine tried out as a stand up comedian, but he was too corny. Another scarecrow… Continue reading Scarecrow Jokes
Flying Jokes
I was out this week with a couple of friends, and they suggested that a page of one-liners about holidays may be topical. However, as we have had holiday jokes already, I thought flying jokes would be a relatively close topic. As ever, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… A… Continue reading Flying Jokes
Commonwealth Games Jokes
The UK finds itself in he wonderful position of hosting he world’s third biggest summer games at the moment, after hosting the second biggest – The WPFG – in Belfast in 2013, and of course, the biggest – The London Olympics – in 2012. So, in their honour, here are some Commonwealth Games jokes. Unlike… Continue reading Commonwealth Games Jokes
Tree Jokes
It’s Friday, so time for some one liners. Today, it’s the turn of tree jokes. I’m tempted to branch out to some puns,but maybe I should leaf it as it is…. As normal, these come with no guarantee of funniness or originality. How does a tree get on the Internet? It logs in.… Continue reading Tree Jokes
Football Jokes
This weekend sees the World Cup final, so it seems a good opportunity to have a few football jokes. Most seem to be about a specific team or player, but I thought I would stay neutral and just go for the silly… As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… If you’re… Continue reading Football Jokes
Tennis Jokes
I may be at Silverstone for the British Grand Prix this weekend – how exciting! – but there is another sporting event on in the UK which is likely to get just a little bit of attention, so with Wimbledon reaching its climax, this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is in the form of… Continue reading Tennis Jokes
Music Festival Jokes
It’s the weekend of Glastonbury, and a couple of weeks ago I found myself at the Download festival at Donington Park, so it seems as good a time as any to have a page of one-liners and puns on the topic of music festival jokes. As normal, don’t expect these to be either original or… Continue reading Music Festival Jokes