No particular reason for the topic this week, but this page of one liners and puns is all about field jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality. And these are not outstanding in their field… Two cows in a field. One says “Moo”. The other says, “I was going to… Continue reading Field jokes
Interim Management Jokes
I’ve posted jokes on various topics and sometimes do get requests. My colleague Martin suggested a topic of interim management for this week’s one liners, which is rather specific, but I think there are a few out there… As normal, these Interim Management Jokes come with no guarantee of funniness or originality. … Continue reading Interim Management Jokes
Firework Jokes
This week saw the 5th November, when in England the Gunpowder Plot of 1605 is remembered with fireworks and bonfires, so the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is firework jokes. As normal, don’t expect originality or hilarity; some of these are probably older than the Gunpowder Plot… I’m good at… Continue reading Firework Jokes
Dracula Jokes
Last year at Halloween, we had Halloween Jokes, so this year, a bit more specific with Dracula Jokes. Of course, some of these are as old as the legends themselves, and certainly far from being either original or too funny….. Do you think Dracula spends today online shopping, and keeps clicking on… Continue reading Dracula Jokes
Insect Jokes
After last week’s spider jokes proved popular, the next natural topic seems to be insect jokes. Or, at least, as much as any topic for these jokes seems to make sense. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or funniness. Although these ones might bug you a bit more…. What do… Continue reading Insect Jokes
Spider Jokes
I was having a conversation about odd foods this week which became a debate about spiders, and hence, the topic of this week’s one-liners and puns is spider jokes. Well, what did you expect to find on the web? Of course, these have no guarantee of funniness or originality… Was going to… Continue reading Spider Jokes
Banana Jokes
There is something inherently funny about bananas. Even the name is somehow amusing. Think of all those physical slapstick routines features a banana skin on a pavement somewhere, or those jokes like “time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”. In their honour, here are some banana jokes, although as normal they are… Continue reading Banana Jokes
Washing Jokes
This week’s topic for one liners and puns is washing jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move. Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go. Asked a girl who works in the… Continue reading Washing Jokes
Lion Jokes
A collection of lion jokes this week, for no particular reason. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… My lion impression went down well. A roaring success. I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business. … Continue reading Lion Jokes
Bed Jokes
This week’s collection of puns and one-liners take the form of bed jokes, for no particular reason. As normal, no guarantee of funniness or originality… Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder. Fortunately, I was able to debunk it. Not going to… Continue reading Bed Jokes