Karaoke Jokes

Someone took a photo of me singing REM songs at karaoke. That's me in the corner.

I had the joy last weekend of spending a couple of hours in a karaoke room with a group of friends, and whilst the best policy was “what happens in the karaoke room stays in the karaoke room” applies – my lack in singing talent was made up for with enthusiasm – it seems that… Continue reading Karaoke Jokes

7 Very Apt Street Names in the UK

The idea of nomative determination – where someone’s name determines their fate to some extent – is not new, with examples like Danone UK’s boss Bruno Fromage. However, it appears that this trend extends to roads and streets as well as people. Here are a few of my favourites. 1. There’s an old joke that… Continue reading 7 Very Apt Street Names in the UK

Bike Jokes

A friend of mine works for a company that makes bikes. He's their spokesman.

I’m writing this in early January, and there seem to be even more people than normal out on bikes at the moment. No doubt New Year resolutions for many include getting fit, and I’m sure there were plenty of new bicycles that arrived as Christmas presents a couple of weeks ago, so this week the… Continue reading Bike Jokes

Road Jokes

I was taking the road out of the city the other day when someone told me to put it back.

Welcome to 2015.  My first page of one liners and pus this year is about road jokes, possibly because of my six hour drive earlier this week after a Christmas holiday visit.  As normal, don’t expect these to be particularly original or funny…     I know someone in a band called White Line. They’re… Continue reading Road Jokes

Curry Jokes

I ordered a pelican curry the other night. It tasted ok but the bill was enormous.

It’s Boxing Day, which means that there are plenty of people out there making turkey curry – and turkey sandwiches and all sorts of other turkey based dishes, no doubt – so what better topic for today’s puns and one-liners than curry jokes.  As normal, don’t expect an original recipe, or too much added funniness…… Continue reading Curry Jokes

Party Jokes

There is an 80s fancy dress party that my wife doesn’t want me to dress as a pop star for, but I’m adamant...

One of the features of this Christmas time of the year is the number of celebrations that occur, and the opportunities to catch up with various groups of friends, family and colleagues.  I’ve been to a few parties over the last few days and realised that I had not thought of any jokes, or even… Continue reading Party Jokes

There Are Two Types of People jokes…

There are two types of people in the world. Those that finish what they start.

A conversation over coffee this week seemed to feature lots of one-liners that featured the starting phrase, “There are two types of people in the world…” or something similar, so here are a series of Two Types of People jokes.  That said, if one of the types of people is those that post original and… Continue reading There Are Two Types of People jokes…

Horse Jokes

A racehorse walks into a bar with its entourage. The barman says "you can't come in here with those trainers".

This week’s series of one-liners and puns takes the form of horse jokes.  They, as ever, come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…     Got annoyed when I found out someone had used my raw materials for a new scarecrow to feed their horse. That was the last straw.   What do you… Continue reading Horse Jokes

Plane Jokes

Bought a new plane the other day. Disappointed that they wouldn't let me keep the hangar.

We have had one liners about other forms of transport before, and this week, the topic for the puns is plane jokes, so hopefully these will get off to a flying start. As normal, don’t expect them to take off with too much hilarity or originality…       Just saw an aircraft made of… Continue reading Plane Jokes

Field jokes

I saw a field with only one tree in it. I thought, "That doesn't look poplar".

No particular reason for the topic this week, but this page of one liners and puns is all about field jokes.  As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.  And these are not outstanding in their field…     Two cows in a field. One says “Moo”. The other says, “I was going to… Continue reading Field jokes