This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Panda Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s black and red all over? A panda with measles. What’s black and white, has eight wheels and goes fast? A panda on roller skates. All these years of technological developments and… Continue reading Panda Jokes
Jump Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Jump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Really don’t like it when someone jumps in the elevator and presses all the buttons. It’s wrong on so many levels. Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team.… Continue reading Jump Jokes
Nut Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nut Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Did a great palindrome swap. A nut for a jar of tuna. A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “in a nut shell, it’s an oak tree”. I had to… Continue reading Nut Jokes
Encyclopedia Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Encyclopedia Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Where’s the best place to find out about chickens? In a hencyclopedia. I put my encyclopedia in the fridge to get some cold hard facts. I love the audio version of the… Continue reading Encyclopedia Jokes
Election Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Election Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was going to vote for better slides in parks in the local election, but unfortunately I live in a swing constituency. Weird election result where everyone has to say “aaah” like… Continue reading Election Jokes
Eye Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Eye Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes. For most people, carrots are good for your… Continue reading Eye Jokes
Hippo Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hippo Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If you say you say you’re a fan of pachyderms but only like rhinos, elephants, pigs and tapirs, then you’re being hippo critical. Hippos can run and swim faster than humans, which… Continue reading Hippo Jokes
Kiss Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Kiss Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I never kiss anyone on 1st January. It’s the first date. Went into a pub and asked if they did hot chocolate. The barman said “I’ll give it a go. It started… Continue reading Kiss Jokes
Stain Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stain Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Worst thing about salsa dancing is getting the tomato stains out afterwards. I spilt a jar of Vanish on my sat nav. Now I can’t find Staines anywhere. I went into the… Continue reading Stain Jokes
Rug Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rug Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I got 20% off at the local carpet shop. I’m going to have to buy a big rug now to cover that bit. What did the rug say to the floor? Don’t… Continue reading Rug Jokes