Often, the topic for the week’s one liners is from a random source, and this week is one of those. No idea why, but here are some lemon jokes. Hope they don’t leave a sour taste. As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny or original… Went to the shop today to… Continue reading Lemon Jokes
Category: Randomness
Phone Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Phone Jokes. Don’t be too shocked though, like with most ring tones, at a lack of originality or humour. I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said “Hello?”, so I said “Sorry, wrong number” and hung up. Friend… Continue reading Phone Jokes
Castle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Castle Jokes. You may need some defense from these… Of course, they come with the usual lack of guarantee of funniness or originality. Dracula has moved out of his castle for a few weeks. It’s getting a revamp. I tried reading… Continue reading Castle Jokes
Pizza Jokes
I had a pizza earlier in the week, and for some reason, it made me think that pizza would be a good topic for the jokes this week. Anyway, here are some pizza jokes, although without an extra topping of either originality or humour… I was arguing with a friend in Pizza… Continue reading Pizza Jokes
Tomato Jokes
Last week, a page all about potatoes, and with an equal lack of reason, this week a page of tomato jokes. I have left out a couple of the really obvious ones, but still as much corn as tomato here. Don’t expect too much originality or humour as always, and stand far enough away if… Continue reading Tomato Jokes
Potato Jokes
There’s no particular reason for the topic of this week’s puns, so here is a page of potato jokes. They may chip away at you… As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny or original…. You never see King Edwards or Jersey Royals presenting sport on TV. Only Common Taters. … Continue reading Potato Jokes
Economy Jokes
Another week, another request for a topic. Well, sort of. Heidi and I were discussing the pros and cons of quantitative easing recently, and that seemed as good as any, so here are some economy jokes. Of course, of all the revelations you might find here, originality and funniness are unlikely to be among them.… Continue reading Economy Jokes
Walks Into A Bar jokes
I’ve had a request this week for a topic for the puns and one liners, so thanks to Phil, this week’s page is A Man Walks Into A Bar jokes. I have left out the most obvious ones, but there is still no guarantee of originality or funniness… No doubt, some of you will want… Continue reading Walks Into A Bar jokes
Karaoke Jokes
I had the joy last weekend of spending a couple of hours in a karaoke room with a group of friends, and whilst the best policy was “what happens in the karaoke room stays in the karaoke room” applies – my lack in singing talent was made up for with enthusiasm – it seems that… Continue reading Karaoke Jokes
7 Very Apt Street Names in the UK
The idea of nomative determination – where someone’s name determines their fate to some extent – is not new, with examples like Danone UK’s boss Bruno Fromage. However, it appears that this trend extends to roads and streets as well as people. Here are a few of my favourites. 1. There’s an old joke that… Continue reading 7 Very Apt Street Names in the UK