This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Encyclopedia Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Where’s the best place to find out about chickens? In a hencyclopedia. I put my encyclopedia in the fridge to get some cold hard facts. I love the audio version of the… Continue reading Encyclopedia Jokes
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Election Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Election Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was going to vote for better slides in parks in the local election, but unfortunately I live in a swing constituency. Weird election result where everyone has to say “aaah” like… Continue reading Election Jokes
Eye Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Eye Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes. For most people, carrots are good for your… Continue reading Eye Jokes
Hippo Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hippo Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If you say you say you’re a fan of pachyderms but only like rhinos, elephants, pigs and tapirs, then you’re being hippo critical. Hippos can run and swim faster than humans, which… Continue reading Hippo Jokes
Kiss Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Kiss Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I never kiss anyone on 1st January. It’s the first date. Went into a pub and asked if they did hot chocolate. The barman said “I’ll give it a go. It started… Continue reading Kiss Jokes
Stain Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stain Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Worst thing about salsa dancing is getting the tomato stains out afterwards. I spilt a jar of Vanish on my sat nav. Now I can’t find Staines anywhere. I went into the… Continue reading Stain Jokes
Rug Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rug Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I got 20% off at the local carpet shop. I’m going to have to buy a big rug now to cover that bit. What did the rug say to the floor? Don’t… Continue reading Rug Jokes
Button Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Button Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Pressed the Hammer Function button on my new drill, and it keeps playing “You can’t touch this”. Not to say I’m out of date, but I just spent half an hour trying… Continue reading Button Jokes
Flag Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Flag Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… There are a lot of good things about Switzerland. The flag is a big plus. What has Santa got in common with a flag? You often find them both at the pole.… Continue reading Flag Jokes
Gravity Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gravity Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Read a book about the relatively low gravity on the surface of Mars. Couldn’t put it down. Got some anti-gravity drinks. They’re very uplifting. I always find gravity disappointing. It always brings… Continue reading Gravity Jokes