Category: 2023

Soap Jokes

Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Soap Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo on your tongue. Then it’s more of a soap opera. Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it… Continue reading Soap Jokes

Parking Jokes

Parking a single car doesn't take much effort. Parking a fleet of cars, that takes a lot.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Parking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon? At a parking meteor. Saw a parking sign that said “Reserved”. I thought, I’m a bit of an introvert, so I… Continue reading Parking Jokes

Shoulder Jokes

I wondered how many shoulders vamopires have. I decided to count scapula.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shoulder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder. One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on… Continue reading Shoulder Jokes

Golf Jokes

Local golf course is haunted by a spirit who is rubbish at the sport. The bogeyman.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Golf Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one. I could tell… Continue reading Golf Jokes

Smash Jokes

Breaking NEWS. Smashed my compass.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Smash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted. A friend was in a band called the… Continue reading Smash Jokes

Radioactive Jokes

Saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen half-lives.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radioactive Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got a pain after eating some radioactive isotopes. Think I had atomic ache. In the canteen at a nuclear power plant, they’re serving fission chips. Saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen… Continue reading Radioactive Jokes

Reservation Jokes

A public speaker told me he was going to complain about his function reservation being cancelled but he has no room to talk.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Reservation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Turned up at the hotel lobby with a friend, the chap said “do you have reservations?”. “Yes”, I said, “I suspect the beds will be lumpy and the breakfast buffet poor”. Tried… Continue reading Reservation Jokes

Panda Jokes

Heard a story about someone who crossed a panda with a harp, turned out to be a bear faced lyre.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Panda Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s black and red all over? A panda with measles. What’s black and white, has eight wheels and goes fast? A panda on roller skates. All these years of technological developments and… Continue reading Panda Jokes

Jump Jokes

A friend of mine hurt himself trying to jump over a wall whilst dressed as a clown. It was his own stupid vault.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Jump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Really don’t like it when someone jumps in the elevator and presses all the buttons. It’s wrong on so many levels. Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team.… Continue reading Jump Jokes

Nut Jokes

A friend of mine has started the new trendy Squirrel Diet. It's just nuts.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nut Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Did a great palindrome swap. A nut for a jar of tuna. A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “in a nut shell, it’s an oak tree”. I had to… Continue reading Nut Jokes