Fog Jokes

I used some magic to make some fog laugh. It was mist tickle.

The inclement weather that has plagued my morning commute this week seemed as good an inspiration as any for some puns, so here is a page of fog jokes. I should add, though, that I do remember a journey around the M25, London’s orbital road, about twenty years ago, with a friend who asked why… Continue reading Fog Jokes

Breakfast Jokes

I've made a really hot breakfast, but I'm not one to blow my own crumpet.

Welcome to the first blog post of 2018, and as it’s good to start with a hearty breakfast, here are some breakfast jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Why do people normally only have a single egg for breakfast in France?  Because one egg is an oeuf.… Continue reading Breakfast Jokes