Time Jokes

I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said yes, if I made up the time. I said "sure, it's twenty past fourteen".

After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes.  Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny.  I do hope… Continue reading Time Jokes

Sign Jokes

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.

Welcome to the first series of jokes for 2014.  After a few weeks of jokes about Christmas, and related topics like Christmas Crackers and jumpers, a new subject this week.   Here are some sign jokes, although do not expect the New Year to have brought a new quality of jokes, or any originality or… Continue reading Sign Jokes