Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Fireplace Jokes

What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fireplace Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney. Which English king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate. What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.… Continue reading Fireplace Jokes

Well Jokes

“Why did you fall into that waterhole?” “I just didn’t see that well”.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Well Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s the difference between a well dressed person on a tricycle and a scruffy person on a bicycle? Attire. “Why did you fall into that waterhole?”“I just didn’t see that well”. I… Continue reading Well Jokes

Midnight Jokes

If we weren't supposed to have midnight feasts, why do fridges have lights?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Midnight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the bike fall over at midnight? It was two tyred. If we weren’t supposed to have midnight feasts, why do fridges have lights? It’s midnight. Or as they called it… Continue reading Midnight Jokes

Hulk Jokes

What’s The Hulk’s favourite station on the London Underground? Turnham Green.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of The Hulk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. Why is The Hulk’s wardrobe a mess? Because he has hangar management issues. What do you get if you cross Captain… Continue reading Hulk Jokes

Crocodile Jokes

Saw a group of crocodiles who play parody rock songs. They're a pun croc band.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Crocodile Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw someone driving with a crocodile reading a map in the passenger seat. I asked what was going on, he said “That’s my Navi Gator”. I think my pet crocodile is an… Continue reading Crocodile Jokes

Fox Jokes

Saw someone dancing with origami style animals. Big fish little fish, cardboard fox.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fox Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre the other day. Recognised him straight away, he had his back to the fuchsias. Watched Fox News last night. Disappointing. Not a single… Continue reading Fox Jokes

Weight Jokes

Apparently Sauron kept to his ideal weight by eating in Mordoration.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Weight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Turns out I need to lose weight to get my pilot’s licence. Chocs away! A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have… Continue reading Weight Jokes

Fang Jokes

Someone asked me if I wanted to join a long line to get vampire teeth. I said "no fang queue".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fang Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne. A chap goes to the doctor and says “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp fangs”. The doctor says, “have… Continue reading Fang Jokes

Boulder Jokes

Thought I found a boulder made of gold in Antigua, turned out to be Pyrites of the Caribbean.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Boulder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to be afraid of rock climbing, now I feel a little boulder. Tyrannosauruses used to break up larger boulders with dino-mite. I used to wonder how Sisyphus would cope with… Continue reading Boulder Jokes

Bowl Jokes

"Holey Metal Bowl, Batman!" "It's called a colander, Robin"

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bowl Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a high pitched noise from the lemon in my fruit bowl. I think it was a pip squeak. If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls?… Continue reading Bowl Jokes