Month: September 2026

Melon Jokes

Anyone who thinks that the only fruit or vegetable that can make you cry is an onion has never dropped a watermelon on their toe.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Melon Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A farmer I know uses his sheepdog to herd fruit. He’s a melon collie. Was going to run away and get married to a melon, but I couldn’t. It was a canteloupe.… Continue reading Melon Jokes

Beetroot Jokes

Little known fact, beetroot giggle when you touch them. They're picklish.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Beetroot Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s the square root of Minecraft? There are three; the potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots. Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can leave you in tears has never… Continue reading Beetroot Jokes

Toothpaste Jokes

What kind of tree does toothpaste grow on? Toiletries

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Toothpaste Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Felt sad when my tube of toothpaste ended up on the ground. Crest fallen. Jumped on the tube earlier. Got toothpaste everywhere. Went to see where toothpaste was invented. There was only… Continue reading Toothpaste Jokes

Speaker Jokes

How many motivational speakers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change starts with you.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Speaker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A public speaker told me he was going to complain about his function reservation being cancelled but he has no room to talk. Booked a motivational speaker, he turned up wearing a… Continue reading Speaker Jokes