It’s Easter this weekend, so it seems as a good a time as any to have some egg jokes. Now, eggs give plenty of opportunities for puns, so this could be a long list… The only things missing are probably hilarity and originality…
Where’s the best place to find out about eggs? In a hencyclopedia.
What’s an egg’s least favourite day? Fryday.
What do you call a travelling egg? An Eggsplorer.
How do chickens leave the motorway? They take the eggs-it.
I’ve decided to put all my eggs in one basket so I don’t look daft walking around the supermarket.
Great Eggspectations. A classic novel by Charles Chickens.
Why did the chicken sit on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.
What is a chicken racing driver’s favourite part of the car? The Eggs-celerator.
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The barman says, “Who’s first?”
I bought a dalek egg timer. After three minutes, it shouts “Eggs Terminate”…
What does a space chicken lay? Eggstra-Terrestrials.
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg.
Why does a French man normally only have a single egg for breakfast? Because one egg is an oeuf.
Spent hours questioning an egg. Think it’s about to crack.
I saw the world’s largest egg this week. That will take some beating.
You can’t beat an egg based dessert. Am I right, or a meringue?
I was going to go to a fancy dress party as an Easter Egg. Foiled again.
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WHAT IS A TIRED HEN LAYING CHICKS?
EXAUSTED!
JESUS IS RAISEN FROM THE EASTER BASKET!
SAVE THE EASTER BUNNIES!
THANKS! BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!
Thanks for the egg-cellent blog post! I find your writing to be truly egg-citing. Here are some egg puns to show my appreciation:
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
How do eggs stay healthy? They always have an “egg-ercise” routine!
Have you heard the latest gossip? It’s been whisked up in the scramble and has everyone walking on eggshells!
This one’s a bit scrambled: Why don’t eggs go out on hot summer days? They could fry!
And finally, what day do eggs hate the most? Fry-day.
Keep the fantastic content coming! I’m eggs-pecting more great reads in the future. Until then, let’s keep the yolks going!
I told an egg a joke, but it didn’t crack up.
I’m on an egg-citing diet. I see eggs, I eat them!
If you drop an egg on concrete, it’s no yolk.
Eggs might not be good at jokes, but they’re excellent at egg-secutions.
I’m trying to come up with an egg pun, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.